Becoming A Milf

Month: February 2015

Days Off: Before and After Motherhood

I often fondly reminisce about what my days off used to be like. I use past tense because after becoming a mom I don’t actually get a “day off”, it doesn’t exist. If I knew then what I know now I probably would’ve appreciated them more, and done more with my free time. But of […] Read more…

Are You There Vagina? It’s Me…

pregnancy symptoms down there

(Warning: Semi graphic, possibly hilarious, slightly embarrassing, definitely sad content) Are you there vagina? It’s me…It wasn’t that long ago that I vowed I would never put you under this stress again. I was so grateful that you had been able to get back to normal even though it took an entire year for that […] Read more…