Becoming A Milf

Month: July 2013

Pregnant Women Should Wear Bug Zapper Shirts

Imagine it my currently pregnant and post pregnant lovelies. A shirt that you put on and unbeknownst to the assailant would shock the shit out of them as soon as they placed their hands on your precious pregnant tummy! Bet they won’t go around touching bellies after that. You see, under normal circumstances I would […] Read more…

Maybe I Should Just Post My Vagina

I’m a pretty private person. I guess I would say moderately private. When I got pregnant I only told a handful of people. I didn’t even tell my parents right away. It was just…I dunno private! I was still in a state of shock and wanted to take my time telling people. I didn’t even […] Read more…

Lil’ Parasite , Body Snatcher and Other Terms of Endearment

The first trimester sucks. When you become pregnant for the first time you don’t know what to expect, and with the majority of books and movies portraying pregnancy as this 30 second glowing skin, peaceful, two push, time of your life, when the shit actually hits the fan, you’re left confused and annoyed. I guess […] Read more…

App Obsessions!

I’m kind of app obsessed. Well, kind of may be an understatement. I love apps! There really is an app for everything! So it’s no surprise that when I became pregnant and started settling into what would be the next 9 months of my life that I started looking for apps that could assist in […] Read more…